Four posts in one week?? Am I MAD?!
Nah, I just couldn’t resist jumping into—
The Bloody Valentine Horror Hop!
…As hosted by A. F. Stewart (whose work you may recognize from a certain paranormal anthology I hyped a few months back). This hop is essentially the Anti-Valentine’s Day. (Not to be confused with Will & Allyn’s Interactive Theatre’s Antichristmas Beast… Though I wouldn’t be surprised if they were like cousins or something.) There’s no sweet romance, or lovey-dovey stuff allowed. It’s down with the idea of candy and flowers. For one day writers and bloggers will dispense with the sappy romance, and showcase the bad side of love.
Today, my blog and that of my fellow participants will be all about the heartbreak, love gone wrong, romantic mayhem and tragedy, hopefully with that little splash of humor and blood – an ode to what happens when the rose petals die, the candy melts, and lovers are looking for payback.
For my contribution, I’m throwing up the lyrics to a dark little song I wrote once upon several years ago. (Well, credit where it’s due: My sister wrote the first line, then I, inspired, jumped in with the rest. …or, well, one of my characters did. But he’s not published yet, so I’m slapping my name on it.) Behold, enjoy, and/or recoil in horror from…
Give me your wishes:
I’ll turn them to horses
And you can ride them straight to heck.
What, you wanted a sunset?
A ball gown and Charming
And true love’s kiss, maybe?
You get what you get.
The stars cross all lovers;
Why should your tale end
Any better than those of naïve Capulets?
And naïve you are
If you think ever after
You’ll live happily, for romance is dead.
The flowers are wilted;
The chocolates are stale;
A dinner for two involves baby-makes-three.
Used to be, beds were
For more than just sleeping
And “I love you” was more than
Just Greek to me.
Remember the happiest
Day of our lives?
I’d give you a visual, but I’ve lost the ring.
The honeymoon’s over –
That much is apparent;
And romance is buried about six feet deep.
Don’t forget to check out the other blogs on the hop! And if you’ve got anything morbid on the topic of this so-called lovers’ day to add, toss it in the comments below.